So today I ripped my underpants at the gym
Yeah, that's right.
Ripped my underpants. By accident. By sheer force of the awesomeness of the squat.
See, as tough as I am, I like to wear sassy pink underpants pretty regularly (today's pair, upon further inspection, were hot pink with pink lace inlays in the front and navy blue hearts on them. No big deal.) Anyway, I was in gym on my lunch break today, and I was at the bottom of a squat and suddenly I felt this *ping* around my right hip and realized that the lace inlay on the right side of my underpants had ripped and left me with disconnected undies.
Luckily, I was wearing really tight pants which kind of salvaged things, and I finished my set before making a hasty exit to the locker room.
Good times.
This kind of stuff only happens to me. And aren't you glad, all three of you who read my blog, that I come here and write about it?
Yes. Yes you are.
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